Today, my friend and I were playing with an application on his iphone, which is similar to a magic 8 ball. He asked it several questions and kept getting similar lame responses, such as “outlook isn’t good,” “not in a million years,” “ask again later,” etc. He got frustrated, and exclaimed, “Oh yea! Well I bet you don’t have a girlfriend, do you Mr. 8 Ball!” It responded with, “Ask your mom.” It could not have been a more perfect response. MLIA.